ya dads aren't the best wingmen
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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