porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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