I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
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i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
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He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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