Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
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no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
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You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
My breasts were aching with rage.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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