Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Four minutes until I can fart!
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i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
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I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
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