Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
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ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
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Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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