the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
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So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
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Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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