do herpes really smell.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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