He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
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From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
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Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
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