She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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