is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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