We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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