I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
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Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
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My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
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