I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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