She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
foreskin is a definite game changer
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I'm too high and old for this...
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
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