i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
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nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
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this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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