We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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