ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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