woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
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I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
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Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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