Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
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and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
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It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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