Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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