im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
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it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
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I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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