I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
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