yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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