why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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