Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I think I won the penis lottery.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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