u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
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I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
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Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people