If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
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what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
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I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa