Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
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i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
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Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.