I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
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Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
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Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
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