Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(216): View more from Ohio

If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.

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(248): View more from Michigan

how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this

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(631): View more from New York

If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org

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(563): View more from Iowa

The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.

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(718): View more from New York

what happened last night?

(917): View more from New York City

u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style

(718): View more from New York

that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left

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(253): View more from Washington

No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions

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(204): View more from Manitoba

Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.

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I just look at my butt and see so much potential.

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(770): View more from Georgia

I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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