Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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