just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
everyone is single if you try hard enough
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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