Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
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They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
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no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
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