sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
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i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
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Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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