Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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