He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
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Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
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There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
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He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing