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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever

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  I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us

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  you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.

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• (325): View more from Texas

  I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  what's for breakfast?

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  Advil and throwup

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.

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• (561): View more from Florida

  Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?

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  Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  He said he wanted to "superfuck" me

  (678): View more from Georgia

  Does he wear a cape??

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.

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