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• (248): View more from Michigan

  My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford

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• (904): View more from Florida

  I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  Now he's lighting his socks on fire

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.

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• (916): View more from California

  If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt

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