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I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.

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(720): I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit. http://tfl.nu/09qd

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Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.

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(289): Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that. http://tfl.nu/ostc

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Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.

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(403): Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying. http://tfl.nu/rtdk

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Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.

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(845): Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere. http://tfl.nu/7gle

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That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of

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(253): That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of http://tfl.nu/x3nm

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If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you

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(570): If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you http://tfl.nu/x3pe

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You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.

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(+44): You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery. http://tfl.nu/036p

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.

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(902): Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know. http://tfl.nu/6wh4

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It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?

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(215): It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right? http://tfl.nu/00h0

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got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance

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(732): got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance http://tfl.nu/oovm

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You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.

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(317): You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk. http://tfl.nu/qv2s

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When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.

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(530): When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck. http://tfl.nu/3nwx

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I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...

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Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...

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(405): I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes... (918): Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly... http://tfl.nu/fe10

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I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?

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(269): I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that? http://tfl.nu/gk3a

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My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.

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(906): My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow. http://tfl.nu/cu71

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