Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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