but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
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he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
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No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
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