her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
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I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
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In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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