is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
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