The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I think I have vodka in my lungs
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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