I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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