I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
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