jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
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I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
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I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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