Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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