Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
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