you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
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