im so drunk with asians
where?
always
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
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It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
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I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I have aggressive nipples.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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