it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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