she looked like the before picture.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
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Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
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All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
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