I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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