We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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