i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
Randomize
