Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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