yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
handjob tips. give me some.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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