Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
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You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
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I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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