The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
