What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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