talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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