I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
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If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
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All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize