I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
she pinky promised me she was 18
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Randomize
