ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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